Phantom Nantuko gets counters for just tapping, and can prevent itself from dying to damage to boot
The Upkeep Games is similarly refunding purchases made in the last two weeks, and hasn't specified an expiry date for the promotion
Don't get me wrong, on turn two, you're probably going to be happier with Cryptolith RiteCryptolith Rite the majority of the time, as it will stick around for the long haul, but on pretty much any turn after that, I think two turns of making all your creatures into mana dorks is more than enough time to get a full board, at which point you'll be ecstatic to then get a free alpha strike that makes all of your creatures bigger forever
After an hour in the hidey-hole, Squee seriously pondered the advantages of danger over boredom
Your curve demands an answer from turn one, and the weight of your curve is way too brutal for most decks to handle